things that amuse me

*dialogue with my son*
Me: So Tyler, why are you on the naughty chair?
Tyler: Because I hit her with this hand...and then this hand [showing me both his hands.]

*dialogue with my dentist at today's check-up*
My dentist: So Christine, you're teeth look great but how often do you floss?
Me: Not as much as I should but always before I come in for a visit. (ba-da-ching)

*Little Ponies reading books* *Daddy and Tyler building SnapTite trucks*

*remote-control race-cars and serious competition*

*remote-control racers racing their cars*

*Tyler and Lauren eating Cheetos and watching remote-control race-cars*

*husbands who can finish an entire basement...including applying a chair rail to the basement bathroom*

*fresh cherries being boiled down into a yummy cherry syrup*

*Banana and Sour Cream Muffins*

*Caramel Macchiato Ice-Cream and its Little Brother the 6 ouncer*